<%@ page import="java.sql.*" %> Biotech Bullshit Generator <% String driver = "com.mysql.jdbc.Driver"; String url = "jdbc:mysql://localhost/n00mph2_corsaire"; String name = "n00mph2_wshores"; String pass = "Bella917"; try { Class.forName("com.mysql.jdbc.Driver").newInstance(); } catch(ClassNotFoundException cnfe) { out.println("

Error opening JDBC, cause:

" + cnfe + ""); } String tableStr = "SELECT * FROM total_bs WHERE bs_type='v' ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1"; Class.forName(driver).newInstance(); Connection con = java.sql.DriverManager.getConnection( url, name, pass ); Statement statement = con.createStatement(); ResultSet columns = statement.executeQuery(tableStr); %>
 
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<% while (columns.next()) { String word = columns.getString("bs_word"); %> <%= word %> <% } %> <% con.close(); %> <% String tableStr2 = "SELECT * FROM total_bs WHERE bs_type='a' ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1"; Class.forName(driver).newInstance(); Connection con2 = java.sql.DriverManager.getConnection( url, name, pass ); Statement statement2 = con2.createStatement(); ResultSet columns2 = statement2.executeQuery(tableStr2); %> <% while (columns2.next()) { String word2 = columns2.getString("bs_word"); %> <%= word2 %> <% } %> <% con2.close(); %> <% String tableStr3 = "SELECT * FROM total_bs WHERE bs_type='n' ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1"; Class.forName(driver).newInstance(); Connection con3 = java.sql.DriverManager.getConnection( url, name, pass ); Statement statement3 = con3.createStatement(); ResultSet columns3 = statement3.executeQuery(tableStr3); %> <% while (columns3.next()) { String word3 = columns3.getString("bs_word"); %> <%= word3 %> <% } %>
 

<% con3.close(); %>